That house across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church continues to be awesome.
(Source: nakdeth)
I Write Coupons Not Tragedies
I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart
Build Target, Then We’ll Shop
The Walgreens Gentleman
The Ballad of Shop Rite
Buying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Do You Know What I’m Buying?
Ded
OH WELL IMAGINE
AS I’M PACING THE ISLES IN MY LOCAL WALLMART
AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR
OH I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS
“CLEAN UP ON ISLE THIRTEEN”
SAYS THE GUY ON THE INTERCOM
YES BUT WHAT A SHAME
WHAT A SHAME THE JANITOR IS TOO POOR
I SHINE IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR
NOOO
(Source: 0n0)
i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day that you just freeze up and go on the internet until 9pm as an attempt to escape the stress
(Source: moriarty)
I don’t get it when people tell me I should stop doing things because “boys don’t like it.”
Like god forbid my personal choices prevent me from dating shallow close-minded assholes who care how long my hair is but don’t give a fuck about me as a person
Charles Bukowski, “Raw With Love” (via loveyourchaos)
(Source: larmoyante)
Harry Potter and the Year Nobody Got A Haircut.
Harry Potter and the goblet of flowing locks
Harry Potter and the Half-Priced Extensions
DEAD.
So was Cedric
361873% done
(Source: amypondinthetardis)
